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Massachusetts CF Cycle

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Raised: $1,896.22

Goal: $500.00

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  • Just Google/Bing: "SNL Sprockets" if you don't get this bad picture pun on "The Sprokettes".

Dear Family & Friends with the Target on Your Back,

My buddy Matt is leading a bicycle team, named “The Sprokettes”, for the 2022 MA Cycle For Life (CFL) which is a fundraiser for the Cystic Fibrosis Foundation (CFF).  Well, CFF is a cause dear enough for me to shamelessly hit-up my family & friends for a donation.  The CFL website has a fundraising guide with various sinister psychological ploys to abet me separating you from your money; including a sample template fundraising letter with puffy & flowery language.  But I’m going to eschew their template because I’m just too old & fat to go in for that.

I figure if I write a check for $250.00 to the CFF and can trick at least ten (10) of you folks to cough-up at least $25.00 bucks, then I could double down and hit my goal to raise $500.00 for the CFF.  The CFL ride will go off on October 1st, so I have 7-months to try to get in shape.  The MA CFL has 3 different routes to ride: 12 miles / 30 miles / 65 miles. I doubt I could sucker at least 10 of you folks if I chose the 12-miler, and I’d frighten my wife TOO much if I shot for the 65-miler, so I’m going for the 30-mile route.

You’re feeling sleepy now, so sleeepppyyy … your eyelids are getting so heavy & sleeepppyyy …

So, why don’t you please stop reading now, and just click on the Donate to Me button located above or mail a check to the Mass. CFF Chapter Office at 220 North Main Street, Suite 104, Natick, MA 01760.

Dripping with all Sincerity,
Duck MacAdam


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